OhHay there, eWorld!
So today, I want to tell you about this website called Cool Sh*t You Can Buy, which features… um, well… you know.
This site is always good for a laugh, as well as a “OMG I F**KING MUST HAVE THIS” moment. At least it is for me anyway. This shirt will show you what I mean:
Tell me you don’t want, nay, NEED that shirt. Too often to I get texts and Facebook messages from someone telling me what I “could of” done. And it’s available as a mug and as a mousepad as well. I may or may not have ordered one of each…
And if that awesome nugget of beauty didn’t convince you, what the hell is wrong with you? how about this one:

It’s a mug that is specifically designed to fit into your lap or knee. How much more convincing does one need? That invention is
And there’s plenty more awesome stuff on this site like touchscreen-friendly gloves (tell me you haven’t needed those at least 20 times in your life), an actual 24 can pack of Duff beer, a panic button light switch, a glow-in-the-dark toilet paper roll, a mug with a built-in shark at the bottom, and much more. Do yourself a favorite and bookmark the site (and this one too, while you’re at it…).
You know the deal, if you haven’t Liked the Facebook page or followed the Twitter account, do that posthaste! You’re a gentleman/gentlewoman (?) and a scholar.
